Monday, June 22, 2009

Things Aren't always as They Seem

Things Aren't always as They Seem

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in themansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.
As they made their bed on the hard floor, the olderangel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied,"Things aren't always what they seem."

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they hadthe couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest.

When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears.

Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen The first man had everything, yet you helped him. she accused. The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.

"Things aren't always what they seem", the older angel replied.

When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall

Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn't find it. He continued, Then lastnight as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. "Things aren't always what they seem."

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don't turn out the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that everyoutcome is always to your advantage.

You might not know it until some time later...

Friday, June 19, 2009

Funny poem.....original poem edited by someone :)

kyon chalti hai pawan ?
because of evaporation

kyon jhoome hai gagan ?
because of earth's revolution

kyon machalta hai mann ?
because of excessive respiration

na tum janno na hum ?
but i just gave all the answers

kyon aati hai bahar ?
because of change in season

kyon lutata hai kaarar ?
becuase of mental tension

kyon hota hai pyaar ?
because of fatal attraction

na tum janno na hum ?
like i said these are all science phenomena

kyon gum hai har disha ?
because u have lost the sense of direction

kyon hota hai nasha ?
because of drug addiction

kyon aata hai maza?
because of food's temptation.

na tum janno na hum?
I think u r jealous of my intelligence

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Engineer vs Manager..funny

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitudeand spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, ‘Excuse mesir, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour agobut I don’t know where I am.’

The man below replied, ‘You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitudeand between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.’

‘You must be an engineer,’ said the lady balloonist.

‘I am’, replied the man.. ‘How did you know?’

‘Well, answered the balloonist, ‘everything you told me is technicallycorrect, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the factis I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip even more.’

The man below responded, ‘You must be in management.’

‘I am,’ replied the lady balloonist, ‘but, how did you know?’

‘Well,’ said the man, ‘You don’t know where you are, or where you’regoing. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot airwithin. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and youexpect people beneath you, to solve your problems, and you are prompt toblame others for your fate and stupid deeds!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Thursday, June 4, 2009