Friday, February 13, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Difficult judgement
Difficult judgement
In a small town, a person decided to open up his Bar business, which was right opposite to the Temple.The Temple & its congregationstarted a campaign to block the Bar from opening, with petitions and prayed daily against his business.
Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the Bar and it was burnt to the ground.The temple folks were rather smug in their outlook, after that, till he Bar owner sued the Temple authorities on the grounds that the Temple through its congregation & prayers was ultimately responsible for the demise of his bar shop. either through direct or indirect actions or means. In its reply to the court, the temple vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to the bar shop's demise.
As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:"I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire temple and its devotees that doesn't."
In a small town, a person decided to open up his Bar business, which was right opposite to the Temple.The Temple & its congregationstarted a campaign to block the Bar from opening, with petitions and prayed daily against his business.
Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the Bar and it was burnt to the ground.The temple folks were rather smug in their outlook, after that, till he Bar owner sued the Temple authorities on the grounds that the Temple through its congregation & prayers was ultimately responsible for the demise of his bar shop. either through direct or indirect actions or means. In its reply to the court, the temple vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to the bar shop's demise.
As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:"I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire temple and its devotees that doesn't."
Friday, February 6, 2009
Bas ek bar wapas lautane ka man karta hai..nice poem, unknown poet
"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai.
kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain
kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain.
abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai
Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai.
Doston ke room ki wo baatein yaad aati hai
exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai,
college ke paas Jaggi ka dhabe ki yaad aati hai
tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai.
Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.
Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai.
Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai
bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai.
bas ek bar aurwapas lautne ka man karta hai."
Common conversations during engineering days....very true
1. On being Late:
"Kab shuru hui class?"
"Attendance ho gayi kya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kyapadaya tha isne"
"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisselikhunga......."
" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........""wo bhi iss class ke liye "
2. During the lecture:
"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............."
"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........"
"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"
"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha......."
"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..""Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"
3. Lab:
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"last time tu aaya the kya?""
"Karna kya hai??""
Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"
"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo katahai...."
4. Sessionals Test:
"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kyahoga...."
"Oye Sushil kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahiaaya to mein pakka fail...."
After test......"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteenchalega..." SAHI !!
5. For attendance:
"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "
"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kyafaida hua....."
6. Late submission of assignments:
" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath meinsubmit kar dena"
"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"
"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai "
7 . After exam:
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..."
"kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"
"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......Gaya..........fail pakka......."
"Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekhkar......"
8 . VIVA (b4 exam):
"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.."
"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab takpreparation nahi hui hai"
9 . Submission:
"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
10 .Copying Assignments:
"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
(The best one)"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa rahahai uska drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."
"Koi hint........""Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"
12. Exam:
"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata haiwoh NAHI aata hai" ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar....to ab kya poochenge"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"
"tere paas is ke notes hai??"
"Neend aa rahi mujhe to...thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka"
"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaksthe story)"
"nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE
"Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai........""Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........."I AGREE !! !!
"Kab shuru hui class?"
"Attendance ho gayi kya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kyapadaya tha isne"
"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisselikhunga......."
" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........""wo bhi iss class ke liye "
2. During the lecture:
"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............."
"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........"
"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"
"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha......."
"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..""Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"
3. Lab:
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"last time tu aaya the kya?""
"Karna kya hai??""
Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"
"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo katahai...."
4. Sessionals Test:
"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kyahoga...."
"Oye Sushil kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahiaaya to mein pakka fail...."
After test......"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteenchalega..." SAHI !!
5. For attendance:
"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "
"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kyafaida hua....."
6. Late submission of assignments:
" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath meinsubmit kar dena"
"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"
"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai "
7 . After exam:
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..."
"kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"
"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......Gaya..........fail pakka......."
"Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekhkar......"
8 . VIVA (b4 exam):
"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.."
"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab takpreparation nahi hui hai"
9 . Submission:
"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
10 .Copying Assignments:
"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
(The best one)"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa rahahai uska drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."
"Koi hint........""Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"
12. Exam:
"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata haiwoh NAHI aata hai" ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar....to ab kya poochenge"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"
"tere paas is ke notes hai??"
"Neend aa rahi mujhe to...thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka"
"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaksthe story)"
"nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE
"Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai........""Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........."I AGREE !! !!
how life's changed..nice poem
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life…...
How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks but then why it gives lesss happiness….
How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe but then why there are less people to use them
How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger But then why there is less hunger…..
Here i am sitting in my office @ night… Thinking hard about life How it changed…..
How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on but then why there are less places to go on……
How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day but then why its feels like shop is far away…..
How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package but then why there are less calls & more messages……
Here i am sitting in my office @ night… Thinking hard about life How it changed…..
How a general class journey changed to Flight journey But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment….
How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop but then why there is less time to put it on……….
How a small bunch of friends changed to office mateBut then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz.….
Here i am sitting in my office @ night… Thinking hard about lifeHow it changed….. How it changed……..
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick college life to strict professional life…...
How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks but then why it gives lesss happiness….
How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe but then why there are less people to use them
How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger But then why there is less hunger…..
Here i am sitting in my office @ night… Thinking hard about life How it changed…..
How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on but then why there are less places to go on……
How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day but then why its feels like shop is far away…..
How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package but then why there are less calls & more messages……
Here i am sitting in my office @ night… Thinking hard about life How it changed…..
How a general class journey changed to Flight journey But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment….
How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop but then why there is less time to put it on……….
How a small bunch of friends changed to office mateBut then why we always feel lonely n miss those college frnz.….
Here i am sitting in my office @ night… Thinking hard about lifeHow it changed….. How it changed……..
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